Smoke Pipe-Weed

I smoke pipe weed in the morning, I smoke pipe weed at night
I smoke pipe weed in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke pipe weed in Rivendell, and when I'm in Mordor
I smoke pipe weed before elevensies, and then I smoke some more

Oh, my daddy, Hamfast Gamgee, He done move to Hobbiton
You'd think with that last name, he'd be a simpleton
But he turned out to be the smartest guy I know
When he introduced me to the plants that he did grow

So now,
I smoke pipe weed when I get up, in the Shire I smoke pipe weed
I smoke pipe weed when I eat Lembas
And when I plant the mallorn seed
(I smoke pipe weed)
I smoke pipe weed in Rivendell, and when I'm in Mordor
I smoke pipe weed before elevensies, and then I smoke some more

So you've tried the Southfarthing and you've smoked Southern Star
You grew up on Longbottom and preferred that by far
Well my friend if you want the kind, you won't find it in Bree
You gotta try my secret stash, I call "Ganja Gamgee"

I smoke pipe weed in the morning, I smoke pipe weed at night
I smoke pipe weed in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke pipe weed in Rivendell, and when I'm in Mordor
I smoke pipe weed before elevensies, and then I smoke some more

SMOKE pipe weed
That's what I do
SMOKE pipe weed
Come and smoke pipe weed with me in the morning
SMOKE pipe weed
Come and smoke pipe weed with me in the afternoon, yeah
SMOKE pipe weed
Hey, would you rather smoke pipe weed or would you rather climb Mt. Doom?
SMOKE pipe weed
I knew you were going to say that!
SMOKE pipe weed
SMOKE pipe weed
That's what I do!
SMOKE pipe weed 

(all apologies to The Toyes)